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.....As
you can see The Doug was outraged and there was nothing I could
do to stop him or help that poor Whirlwind. Doug continued his assault
with a patented "The Universal One"(?) elbow drop. By
the way......Doug called out the names of the moves as he executed
them.

.....Next
came a "D-Daddy Death Driver". I kind of giggled at the
name and The Doug shot me a look that would stop a clock.

.....The
Whirlwind had had enough at this point and Doug finished him off.

.....The
Doug stuck one foot on the Whirlwind and one arm around the World
Vac and they apparently apologized to one another. They are now
an item again, and Doug apologized for his prima donna attitude
as he slid off his 5 pound gold chain. He asked me not to call him
"The Doug" anymore, and said that he was going to get
"back to the basics", and rededicated himself to becoming
Mr. Universe and doing a cartwheel. Once again I said, "O.K...........".
Be sure to check back often for the continuing adventures of Doug
and his quest to become Mr. Universe.
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