.....Sure enough Doug was a winner. I was truly amazed at the darkness of the tanning creme. It looked like a brown marker, but I swear on all that is holy that there is nothing on Doug's stomach, but a deep dark natural looking tan that happens to be spelling out win-ner.

.....Doug proceeded to go into a 10-15 minute unnecessary and unprovoked posedown after removing his shirt to show me our handiwork.

Still going. *sigh*

.....Doug finally finished his mildly disturbing "flex-off" and I asked him if he thought he was being too arrogant by declaring himself the win-ner in Banana Boat creme before the competition even began and he promptly responded, "It shows confidence in yourself and judges eat that shit up and stuff. Hand me my cigarettes." I handed him his cigs shook my head and turned on the TV

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