.....Doug insists that a steady diet of booze is a key part of him getting into competition shape. Every time I try to tell him that it is not a good idea he just yells, "What the hell do you know about being Mr. Universe?" Needless to say Doug cherishes his time with his sweet fermented friend very much. His drink of choice this evening was some sort of Jack Daniel's Country Cocktail, perhaps wildberry flavored whatever the hell that means. Doug went outside and smoked a "muscle-building" cigarette and yapped about how much he was looking forward to his Country Cocktail. He came back inside and nearly floated across the room not unlike Bugs Bunny behind the smoke hand beckoning him towards a yummy treat. That was when disaster struck.

.....I of course was not ready for what happened, but quickly grabbed my camera to log the following events. Apparently Doug had what could only be described as a "joy seizure". He was so happy he apparently blacked out and actually dropped his Country Cocktail resulting in mess pictured above. Again I didn't have my camera for the actual spill, but I was able to make this dramatic reenactment photo.

"Dramatization"

.....Doug was absolutely in shock. I thought he was going to cry. This photo was not doctored in any way.