......While sifting through some links the other night Doug and I came across this link here that our good friend Phen-Fen sent to me. Phen-Fen has done a large amount of work on banners and the like on this very site and is a good friend of mine, so feel free to send pictures of your dong to him here. I am sure he will appreciate that. Now back to the story at hand. So Doug sees this big ass buff clown and gets all bent out of shape and starts ranting and raving about how he dressed up as a clown last year for Halloween and he's the one training to be Mr. Universe not this Buffo buffoon. I said he better watch what he's saying because that guy looks pretty big, but Doug would have none of that. "I'm the one that is going to be Mr. Universe not Buffo the Butt-wad," Doug exclaimed. "If that jive turkey wants to call himself the strongest clown in the world he'll have to come here to take the title away from me," Doug continued. "As a matter of fact send him an e-mail and let him know that I took his title and if he's feelin' froggy to jump on down here and take it back," And thus the Buffo controversy begins:

Dear Mr. Buffo sir,

My name is SuperGenius and I run a site called The Smartest Man on the Web.com. The reason I am writing you is because my friend Doug dressed up as a clown for Halloween last year, and feels that this entitles him to be called The World's Strongest Clown not you. I told him you looked pretty big and scary, but he would not back down and insisted that I write this. I was intimidated by your pictures, but Doug was not......thusly he said, "I took his title and if he's feelin' froggy he can jump on down here and take it back." I apologize for bothering you as I'm sure you are a very busy man, but like I said Doug is adamant about this and he is very convincing. He also insisted that I enclose these promotional pictures. I was also wondering what the hell these "adult" shows you talk about on your programs page are. Again sorry for taking up your valuable time.

-Sincerely

SuperGenius

xoxox

Flaming Doral vs. Flaming wand

Both juggling bowling balls

Tearing a piece of aloe toilet paper vs. tearing a phone book in half

The Neon of Doom vs. The Buffo Van

.....God I hope Doug knows what he is doing. This guy looks mighty big and tough and I just feel like Doug hasn't really fulfilled his potential yet. I hope he's not biting off more than he can chew with this Buffo clown. I'm sure it will play out in an interesting fashion though, so be sure to check back soon to see what Buffo's response is to all of this.