......Late one night this week Doug showed up at the SMOTW offices and continued to become "hammered" on Boone's Farm strawberry wine. Doug then began insisting that he could do a cartwheel. I lacked the same enthusiasm and faith that Doug had so I began to disagree with him. After saying I didn't think he could do a cartwheel Doug stated that as soon as he was done with his "healthy" party pack of popcorn chicken he would do one.

.....After what seemed like an eternity Doug finished his popcorn chicken and multiple bottles of wine.

.....Doug had a look on his face like he was a bit nervous and had maybe bitten off a bit more than he could chew. He did however continue and claimed he needed to "focus his chi". He then got pissed after I said he wasn't focusing any chi he was just watching Billy Joel and dreaming about growing a sexy beard.

.....The big moment was nearing. I do want to take a moment to tell you that we do not encourage you to try this at home.