.....We will be posting select e-mails to Doug in this section, so write us a good one and you might get to see it here!

Hey,

Nice Stryper tapes Fag. You will never be Mr. Universe because I will be the next Mr. Universe Punk!

-Long Live "Show & Tell"

You Doug are an inspiration to us all!! Keep pushing on, you will reach your goal so...Buck up little camper, you can do it. Because of your hard work and determination,you showed me there was more to life than I was seeing. I was forced to change my life to a world of cigarettes, schnapps, and cheap snack foods. Thank you Doug, Thank you!! "There's something about the smell of PORK that just drives me wild!"

-CaptainColostomy

Dear Mr. Universe,

I am your biggest fan! WHERE CAN I GET AN AUTOGRAPH?! I see a lot of improvement in your wonderful pectorals! Thanks again for giving me hope! I want to be Mr. Universe too! THANKS! Sincerely,

-Dan