.....This Just in....I received these pictures from an unnamed source today in my e-mail. Apparently the paparazzi got the best of the future Mr. Universe while in Florida. I was aghast at what I saw and I am sure you will be too. Doug has some serious explaining to do when I talk to him.

It looks to me as though Doug has fallen victim to the charms of a Dirt Devil. I wonder what the World-Vac is going to say about this!

Doug almost looks as if he's posing in this picture.

.....I think Doug has some serious explaining to do. I also feel as though there may have been some inappropriate activities taking place, and he even eluded to it with his cardiovascular workout comment on the last update. I am going to confront Doug and let everyone know what he has to say about these recent allegations, so be sure to check back soon.

Coming soon: Doug's response to the Dirt Devil/Florida controversy!