.....Like Superman's Fortress of Solitude, and that place in Siberia where Rocky trains, Doug lives in the fucking sticks. It took what seemed like an eternity to get to Doug's Fortress of Buffness. Doug's back is still giving him major problems, but it is not going to keep him from trying to fulfill his dream of becoming Mr. Universe. When asked if he felt his back injury could possibly keep him from becoming Mr. Universe he replied, "Oh, no. I don't think so. I will become Mr. Universe. It's inevitable. It's like hypnotizin' chickens." We weren't completely sure what this meant, but I assure you we did feel VERY inspired upon hearing it.

Here is a perfect example of what it looks like around the Fortress of Buffness.

Here is Doug looking out over the vast amount of lawn decoration surrounding the fortress.

.....Keep your eyes peeled for the continuing progress of Doug and his quest to become Mr. Universe right here. There is plenty more to come, and don't forget to send Doug your inspiring comments at the mail link at the top left of this page.