.....So now it's time to get down to business. The head has been properly shaved.....no wait....what the hell!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!! All I can hear is Doug shouting "I pity the foo that don't smoke Dorals!", over and over.

.....Great. Now the Doug's melon was properly shaved and it was application time.

.....So far so good. It took quite awhile to get that head covered though. Doug's head was actually too slick for the roller ball in the bottle to turn so I just had to squeeze the hair removing juice out. It was not as fun as it looked.

Speechless.

.....Oh, yeah! Remember me telling you that I wouldn't put the spray on Doug's head, but instead we did a racing stripe on his chest. Check out that flame red stripe that nearly brought Mr. Universe to his knees.

.....Despite the fact that I was sure Doug's Dorals combined with the chemicals on the head were going to set my apartment on fire it did a pretty decent job. Doug did say he felt a bit of a razor burn type sensation, and there were a few fuzzy spots on his scalp, but nothing really big.

.....So here is the end result. Doug seemed very pleased(and drunk). He also kept saying, "Who loves ya baby?" in his best Kojak voice.

.....Doug wouldn't tell me exactly what happened in Orlando, but did assure me that he got a good cardiovascular workout while he was there whatever that means. He also assured me later in the evening that he was serious this time and was rededicating himself to become Mr. Universe and doing a cartwheel. I won't be holding my breath. Do however be sure to check back for the now controversial Florida pictures that should be back any day now!