......The pressures on an individual that is undergoing training that is as intensive as what Doug is going through right now is bound to occasionally have a breakdown. Early this week Doug decided to take a day off from training and blow some steam off by drinking some Jack Daniels and peppermint schnapps. We all know that terrible things can happen when alcohol is not used in moderation, but it in huge swigs and careless abandonment. The only reason these photos are even being shown is to help you to understand the consequences of undertaking something as stressful as training for Mr. Universe.

.....Here is the beginning of the chaos that was about to ensue. Doug was sifting through my refrigerator, and unable to find anything but condiments apparently went into some sort of schnapps induced rage. He decided to paint an anarchy sign on his chest and make war paint on his face with my K.C. Masterpiece barbecue sauce. I also want to point out that he decided that if he was going to hurt some stuff pants weren't necessary, but the fanny pack back strap was. You will notice the barbecue sauce in one hand and a wild look in his eyes.

.....At this point it looked as though the rage was about to subside and there was going to be some merriment. Unfortunately this was not to be. Shortly after this the unthinkable was about to happen.