.....When dealing with a potentially dangerous situation such as a drunken rampaging Mr. Universe in training, you should always make a B-line for your camera. Just as I thought Doug was about to calm down he wheeled on me. Drunken bodybuilders WILL turn on you. Write that down people.

.....Here is Doug showing his appreciation for my camera work. At this point I was getting a little bit nervous and felt as though an attack could occur at any moment. Then it happened. Doug came barreling towards me with a VERY wild look in his eyes!

..... I began to back up and prepare for the inevitable impact when something strange happened. At the last second he turned and began to assault my Eureka World-Vac. Seriously, he attacked my vacuum cleaner. I was unable to get a clear shot of this because it happened so fast, and I thought he was coming after me. Here is the picture that I did squeeze off though. At this time I was very concerned for the safety of my vacuum cleaner, the possible future cleanliness of my house and, of course, the potentially devastating effects on my carpet without the World-Vac.

.....Then Doug underwent another transformation. I began to see remorse in Doug's eyes. He knelt beside my poor World-Vac and seemed to make sure it was alright. He then began to pet it and for a brief moment looked as though he may make sweet, sweet love to my vacuum cleaner. He didn't. He passed out and got barbecue sauce on my carpet instead.

.....Be sure to check back with us again soon to check on the ongoing progress of Doug and his quest to become Mr. Universe. You will all be pleased to know that I'm pretty sure I heard Doug mutter in a throaty drunken voice that he was going to rededicate himself to becoming Mr. Universe once more and doing a somersault just as soon as he was sober again.