.....To be a Mr. Universe it takes many many factors. One of these factors is sexiness. When you are on the stage you have to have every woman in the room wanting to sleep with you and every guy wishing they were you. It is a very difficult thing to balance, because if you go too far people can turn on you. Thankfully we here at SMOTW in association with Doug's SUPER sexxxy Uncle Shamus are training Doug in the ways of sexiness.

Here is Shamus showing Doug the infamous "pony" strut that was only recently allowed in competition again after the infamous riots it caused a the Mr. Universe championships of 1963.(Unconfirmed)

Here is the recently unveiled "Cool Hand Doug" look.

Here is the artsy, yet disturbingly appealing, backlit "Thinking Doug of Doom", sure to wow them at the competition! (if we can figure out how to backlight the stage)

.....With the intensive training Uncle Shamus and the SMOTW staff have been giving Doug it will be no time before he has the sexiness factor under control and the competition bowing before his sexxxiness. Be sure to keep checking back often as Doug inches toward, and we record, his progress on the way to becoming Mr. Universe.