......Realizing that as traffic grows the losses we take on the site become larger and larger and something needs to be done. Doug came forward and decided to try and give us a hand and earn some extra cash so we can continue on with SMOTW. Doug also pointed out how most of the men in our society now are big, fat, worthless pieces of crap and are only capable of producing the same. I pointed out to Doug that I would estimate that our audience is probably about 95% male and would probably be offended, and he said, "Who cares I'm talkin' to the 5% now baby." So Doug's idea is to offer a stud service. For $29.99+the tickets and travel time, Doug will come over and as he so eloquently stated, "I'll bang your wife so you don't have a wussy kid." I shook my head and told Doug that I wasn't sure this was a good idea and all it is probably going to do is make some people angry, but he said do it anyways. He said he could do this 2 or 3 hundred times a week and we could make a billion dollars. I just stared at him. He wanted to point out that he is very efficient and the whole "act" will probably only take 15-30 seconds and you will be on your way to raising the next potential Mr. Universe. Again I stared at him. I apologize for all of this. Here are some pictures of some potential future Mr. Universe's.

Again, I apologize.