.....As we know there have been some minor roadblocks on the way to becoming Mr. Universe for Doug. One of the major obstacles seems to be temptation, namely the temptation of unhealthy food items, and cigarettes. We confronted Doug about this and he pretended to not know what we were talking about, and responded, "Huh? Oh." We felt that this was not a satisfactory response and confronted him with photographic evidence.

Exhibit A:

Note the satisfied almost orgasmic face that Doug is making as he enjoys a Doral.

Exhibit B:

Exhibit C:

Holy crap! This is Doug after seeing Exhibit B. Believe it or not Doug is not the type of guy that wears his emotions on his sleeve, and it takes something pretty special to get a rise out of him like this!

.....At this point I am going to stop, because believe it or not Doug claims that he has seen the error of his ways! Shortly after this very photograph was taken Doug rededicated himself to becoming Mr.Universe and doing a cartwheel.