.....Here is my friend Doug. Tonight Doug said that he had injured a nerve in his leg and he had to go get an MRI to see if something was pinched. He proceeded to then say that he needed for his leg to get better so that he could quit smoking(?), and start working out, and could become Mr. Universe, and do a cartwheel. We know a heartwarming, real-life, man overcoming impossible odds, human drama type story when we see one, so what we are going to do is track Doug's progress on his way to becoming Mr.Universe. Status updates will be made on the left, so keep your eyes peeled for Doug's ongoing progress.

-SuperGenius