.....I woke up this morning and knew that something had to be done, and it was my day off work. I decided to do some investigative research and interview some people at the very source of the problem. First though I needed to get something to eat and McDonalds fit the bill. Their super size drinks are ridiculously large now and it would not, of course, fit in the drink holder in my car. This left me no option but to hold the super-sized/reservoir-sized beverage between my legs promply freezing my package. I'll tell you right now it takes more than frostbitten genetalia to get me off a scoop!

.....The first place that popped into my mind was Earthgrains, a bread shop not far from my current location. I immediately began to head in that direction when i coincedentally got stuck behind a truck carrying some sort of three wheeled fork-lift utility vehicle that was pointing backwards with headlights facing in my direction!

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.....Could this be an assasin from the fruity communist bread cult? Might have been, but we'll never know because I turned real fast and started heading towards Earthgrains. It was really quite uneventful until I actually pulled into Earthgrains and waded across their flooded parking lot and through their front door. That was when I was told that I could not take pictures in the store by a young female employee named Janice. Thus begins the "Janice" interview.

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