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.....You Know what? I love James Bond. I love Sean Connery as James Bond. Sean Connery is no longer James Bond though. If you have seen the trailers, or God forbid the actual film "Finding Forrester", I'm sure you know exactly what I'm talking about. Apparently sometime in the past couple of years Connery has lost his mind and is actually becoming a parody of himself much like the jeopardy portrayal of him on SNL. Don't think I forgot about that big fat turd called Entrapment either. That should have been the first sign that he was losing it. A 90 year old actor portraying an action hero should have been enough, but I was in denial. I would like to go on record right now as saying that I would rather jam an ice pick into my naval than sit through "Finding Forrester".

.....What do you think he was thinking when he signed on for this film? Check this out:

....."I think the theme of unlikely friendships is one that movies can explore with particular depth and imagination," says producer Laurence Mark. "At any rate, it's certainly a theme that has always appealed to me. What could be more unlikely than the notion of a J. D. Salinger-like character becoming the mentor and friend to a 16-year-old, black basketball player from the South Bronx. It's unusual— and ultimately very moving."

.....It's also suicide inducing. We here at SMOTW are formally asking you to hang it up as far as film goes, and perhaps become a fixture on "Hollywood Squares" if it is still on. No more movies though or we're coming to your house and bludgeoning you to death with your own stupid beard.