Speak to Mr. Nefarious here!

Mr. Nefarious Speaks.

.....Have you ever been at the mall and seen that guy walk by? You know that guy, the one that just kind of gives you the willies just by looking at you. The guy who kind of puts butterflies in your stomach when you walk by him. The guy who nobody knows what he's thinking, but you can bet it's not good. The guy that everyone knows is just inheritantly evil, and eventually is going to something big, and something bad. Well Mr. Nefarious is not really like that, but he's as close as we could find. Wouldn't it be great if we could get one of those guys though. That sure would be interesting. Anyways, Mr. Nefarious is going to be giving sage-like advice on how to be scary and evil, sometimes he'll throw out a little life enriching nugget, and much more.