.....It was 1991 and I was but a carefree youth. I was in high school. I smoked cigarette's, I had a Trans-Am, and I kicked ass. Well, I did have a Trans-Am, it was a flaming hunk of turd that once caught fire in a Burger King parking lot though. I really didn't kick much ass. I did smoke, but the relativity of all this is that I also had a brief, but glorious infatuation with rap music that has left me with a quite craptastic selection of early 90's rap music. Some of it is still great (Run D.M.C.) and some of it is not. Here is an example of the latter:

Let me start this review by giving you a track listing of all the songs on this gem.

1. The Vertical Joyride
2. Word 2 tha D
3. I Wanna be Yo Ho
4. When She Calls
5. Once a Dawg (Janine 2)<---As opposed to the massively popular Janine 1!
6. Jiggable Pie
7. P-Funk
8. Mai Sista Izza Bitch (I paid full price for this album!!!!)
9. La Queeda
10. Vertical Interlude
11. Bitch Betta have my Money
12. Lick'em Low Lover (This song has strong sexual content!)
13. Sylk's Cellular (AMG saw the cellular revolution coming!)
14. Nu Exasize
15. Backseat Queens
16. Givva Dog a Bone
17. Yo Momma Told Me...
18. Trunk O' Funk (AMG is one funky gentleman)
19. Tha Booty Up (strong sexual content up to and including "butt sex")
20. My Ho, My Kids (a song about his family ..... very moving)
21. D. Control (the D. stands for Dick and this song is pretty dirty.)

.....As you can tell by the titles of the songs this album is a spiritual journey......a spiritual journey that involves you trying not to shove your arm down a running garbage disposal just to drown out the pain caused by this album on you ears.