.....It starts off innocently enough with The Vertical Joyride. It has some kind of funky backmasked Satan bass beat that is almost cool. He makes sure you understand how fly he is right off the bat. He also claims to be your host on this vertical joyride. I think vertical joyride is a euphemism for sex, and I don't want a host or anyone else there except for the unsuspecting victim if I ever manage to get lucky. "Now hoes I love you without ya clothes when you put them on I wanna see you gone." the mighty funky one spoke. Haha....that kinda rules....I may have been too harsh on this album in the beginning.

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No, no I wasn't. Word 2 tha D brought me back to reality. It sounds kind of like a a Miami bass song and goes downhill from there. This couldn't even be a good 69 Boys song and they definitely reeked of feces.

I Wanna be yo Ho = a turd

When She Calls. Hmmmm...this song has some kind of answering machine message from a chick that has a REALLY dirty mouth. She is a big cusser and manages a startling 32 cuss words in 39 seconds! Not even a flurry of swearing can save this bucket of vomit. It sucks, it sucks, it sucks!

Once a Dog(Janine 2) - turd - I can't believe Janine 1 inspired a sequel, if there even is a Janine 1.

Jiggable Pie - turd-a love song turd even worse, still very dirty though.

P-Funk - Stupid talking intro.....polka song!?!?!?!?!seriously!?!?!?!?!polka song!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Sistah iz a bitch - big turd.Some rotten female rapper that hurts my head....this song is AWFUL! She does cuss alot though.

Vertical Interlude - Another answering machine song intro...sigh.....gets even worse....it's like an R&B song gone horribly awry and ended up in the middle of a hard-core rap album. This song would make Keith Sweat cry it's so bad. It may be an instrumental after the intro, but it's so awful....I didn't make it all the way through.

Bitch Betta Have my Money......the title track. You can tell this song is legendary by the uncomfortably long Awwwwwwww as it kicks in. Apparently when AMG isn't rapping he sells his body to women. Apparently women were willing to pay big bucks to guys in airbrushed blue jeans with Bitch written on them to sleep with them in the early 90's. "I don't charge by the inch I charge by the foot, bitch if you don't believe me have a look." ..oh..he has a superior wang....I see....next song....