McDonald's Cheddar Melt

.....Upon further examination of this festering hunk of feces you will notice the "cheddar" cheese sauce that came with this sandwich. I was now VERY hesitant to take a bite out of this sandwich. There is no mustard on this sandwich.....that is all "cheddar cheese" sauce there my friends. The "cheese" was not in a sauce form whatsoever. It very strongly reminded me of the cheese that you get with those Kraft Handi-Snacks.....you know....the ones with the little red sticks and you spread the cheese......anyways that was the consistence. Melt implies something is melted...namely the cheese.....this was more of a gelatinous mass.....it should be called the Cheddar gelatinous mass sandwich. That would be quite a bit more truthful.

.....I was very hesitant to try the sandwich based on its condition, but in the name of science I plodded forward. I could smell the rye from about a foot away, but went ahead and took a bite. The burger itself seemed to have some sort of skin formed on it not unlike fried chicken. I don't know if this is from being too old or burned or what, but it was not good. The bun was every bit as dry as it looks, and the cheesy jello topping was every bit as rotten as it looks.

.....If I really have to tell you what I think of this burger you are just not paying attention. I suggest you avoid the burger and instead go to your nearest McDonald's and set it on fire. Or maybe just buy the entire Buzz Lightyear Space Shuttle that they are peddling with their happy meals assemble it and shove it up the managers ass without any explanation whatsoever, he knows why.

-SuperGenius

 

 

Rating for Cheddar Melt:

48 out of 130 IQ points