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Pizza Hut Chicken
Wings
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off the bat I want you to understand that Pizza Hut chicken wings
kick ass. They are by far the tastiest of any of the "fast food"
type chicken wings that I have ever eaten. With that being said, I
also want you to understand that there are, as with anything good,
consequences for the delicious taste treat that you receive when you
eat them. Last night for dinner I decided that I was in the mood for
some delicious chicken wings so I called up Pizza Hut and had them
send me a couple of orders over. The anticipation was overwhelming
as I reservedly, yet impatiently waited out the 30 minutes for them
to arrive. At last they we're here. I promptly tipped my disturbingly
too old pizza boy a few bucks and sent him scurrying on his way. I
then parked myself on the couch and took off my shirt for a serious
sweatin' and eatin' session. Hot wings will make you sweat, but that's
part of their charm. The first drawback of the wings, however, is
the condition of chicken wing greasy finger syndrome as shown in picture
below. No matter how many napkins you have, and no matter how thoroughly
you wash your hands after, your fingers still feel weird after eating
their hot wings. Never EVER eat these wings when you have to work
the next morning. I don't know if it's the spices or the grease that
does it, but after a heapin' helpin' of hot wings within the next
few hours you WILL feel the effects. The pain of the colon weasel
that these wings create is a heavy price, and is not to be taken lightly.
They are however delicious, and in my case gluttony supersedes pain.
Rating for Pizza Hut Chicken Wings:
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