The Chick-o-shank

.....Here is the world famous Chick-o-shank. The next time someone tries to steal your pudding at lunch you can give them a heapin' helpin' of toasted coconut and peanut-buttery vengeance.

.....If all else fails there is the infamous Chick-o-stick goo in the eyes/stain your shirt orange mist of death. I'm not sure what the orange stuff is in Chick-o-sticks, because it's not peanut butter and it's not coconut, but it is delicious. It also combines with your saliva to form an orange paste that I'm pretty sure the Incas used to color blankets. It WILL NOT come out of clothing, and I'm pretty sure it would disintegrate your eyes out of their respective sockets if it came into contact with them.

Chick-o-sticks rule go buy a million of them.

-SuperGenius

 

Rating for Chick-o-sticks:

120 out of 130 IQ points