.....VanHelsing now takes off to find Dracula and British guy follows him against his orders. VanHelsing finds some vampires in a school or something and kicks a couple of their asses and British guy sees it and freaks out. British guy confronts him about it and he comes clean. His name is not really(insert name here) his name is Abraham VanHelsing and he's been living for hundreds or thousands or a couple of years off of Dracula's blood because he couldn't figure out how to kill Dracula and he could not die until Dracula did. Shortly after this Dracula kills him.

.....British guy hooks up with VanHelsing's daughter and now they are going to kick some ass, and British guy shoots Dracula who turned into a wolf with a silver-arrow gun and it doesn't kill him it turns him into bats.

Things that Dracula 2000 can turn into:

.....At this point I've pretty much lost interest in the film and the guy behind me is being VERY boisterous, and makes sure to inform EVERYONE in the theater about which of the females in the cast he would like to screw. I heard the phrase "I'd hit that." almost as many times as I saw a Virgin Records product on screen

.....A bunch of stuff happens and then VanHelsing's daughter gets bitten by Dracula and they fight. Some heads get cut off, I remember that. Dracula turns out to be some guy from the bible too.....I remember that. Anyway, VanHelsing and British guy end up hanging Dracula and the sun comes up and it fries him, but not her even though she got bitten. She takes over her fathers safe and guards Dracula's corpse, or the nougat coffin, or something in the safe....I just don't know or care.

Here is the familiar looking British guy that helps beat Dracula.

-SuperGenius

Rating for Dracula 2000:

72 out of 130 IQ points

.......The End.