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..... Having superior intellect can take its toll on the human body, and good 'ole SuperGenius has been known to occasionally have a migraine headache or two. While strolling through the local grocery store I stumbled across a large sign advertising Excedrin Migraine Geltabs claiming that it was the headache medicine. I figured what the hell maybe it will work, so I bought myself a bottle and sped home.Well, the bottle had been sitting in the cabinet for awhile as I eagerly awaited my next paralyzing migraine, and then it happened. I had myself one doozy of a migraine two nights ago. I gingerly dashed down the hallway doubled over in pain and eyes crossing, yet guiltily excited about finally getting to put the headache medicine to use. I quickly downed two of the green and white tablets and headed back to my bed to gauge their effects. I'll tell you what......the headache was gone within fifteen minutes. I gradually began to doze off, but then sat straight up in bed. I felt as if I was ready for game 7 of the NBA finals at 3 o'clock in the morning. I felt as if I could shoot lightning bolts out of my hands, feet, eyes, and ass. Apparently 65 mg of caffeine is the equivalent of about a half pound of crystal meth. I could NOT go back to sleep and ended up playing around on my computer (translation: beating off) all night. The moral of the story......Excedrin Migraine rules for getting rid of headaches, but not if you want to sleep for the rest of the week.

-SuperGenius

Rating for Excedrin Migraine Geltabs:

100 out of 130 IQ points