.....Now don't get me wrong, there was a watery mess that required cleaning up again, but it did loosen up every little piece of fried banana, and peanut butter, and chicken, and only the lord knows what else off of "Ole Man Georgie". Doug and I were both impressed with it's loosening effect, only to outdone by Taco Bell after a night of Schlitz.

.....Doug was so impressed he cleaned his specs! It also gives off a very nice sterile kinda smell that gives you the illusion of clean even though there is a puddle of murky grease drippings on the counter. Doug was being all selfish with the Hot Shot and I was starting to get a bit annoyed with not being able to play with it. This is when I discovered the real power of the Hot Shot. I was able to "snatch" it out of Doug's hands and launch an assault on him with it.

.....At this point Doug thought he was safe. At this point Doug got a Hot Shot. At this point, believe it or not he is running.

.....The Eureka Hot Shot is definitely capable of being used as a close range self-defense weapon, it definitely sent Doug scampering. He said it hurt so he was going to start drinking. I said "great".

.....Overall we don't think it is worth the money when a rag and some Formula 409 will have the same effect and creates less of a mess.

-SuperGenius

Rating for Hot Shot as a cleaning device:

70 out of 130 IQ points

Rating for Hot Shot as a medieval torture device:

122 out of 130 IQ points