.....We have, in the past, reviewed some horrible products. We have NOT reviewed a product as horrible as this though. Mr. Nefarious was sent to find scary food items at the grocery store. He was just to take pictures and nothing more. Instead he took it upon himself to bring these two little bundles of hell back with him. I could not disappoint him, so I was forced to do a review of them. We will start our adventure with the Hot and Spicy version instead of the originals mainly because the originals say chicharrones on them (which I will later learn means "Smells of foot infested with athletes foot dipped in vinegar") and it scares me. Let our adventure begin and remember it's in the name of science, or so I keep telling myself.

.....It was kind of comforting to see that the packages looked like popcorn, so they couldn't be all that bad, right? Wrong. Just breaking the plastic outer wrap on the package emitted odors that would make Ron Jeremy's stomach turn.

.....Click here for a full sized picture of the preparation instructions. It's a big picture, so skip it if your on a slow connection. With that said......into the microwave they go.