.....Boy have I got a treat for you guys with this review. You probably have never seen or heard of Red Hot Dollars before, but I'm here to tell you they are spectacular. They are spectacular in so many ways I almost don't know where to start. Well.....yes I do. When I think red hot, I think of something that is going to burn my mouth, perhaps a strong cinnamon based candy like Atomic Fireballs or a pepper based sauce like Uncle Pappie's flaming ass sauce. When thinking of something red hot something like molten lava comes to mind, or the old school apple pies from McDonalds that had essentially molten lava in the center of them. I have received many mouth burns as a result of not being patient enough to wait for the centers to cool down. Now they are all pussified and don't have the delicious bubbling deep fried crust that I had grown to love, but instead have just your average flaky crust that just doesn't fulfill.....okay.....that's for another review some other time.....back to the topic at hand. I assumed that you didn't need to bake them, so that had to be cinnamon candy, right? Wrong. They are apparently the flaming hot flavor of.........raspberry?

.....I had no idea that red hot raspberries even existed, but I was promptly reprimanded by a friend that his grandfather actually grows red hot raspberries in St. Phillips in the heart of Posey County. Now it's time to get an unsuspecting friend to try them out.

Apparently the red hot raspberry flavoring was about to get the best of him!

OK the fact that they are called red hot dollars and they are raspberry flavored has now been driven into the ground.

Now the true danger of the red hot dollar is setting in. That danger is the dangerously sticky consistency. If you are brave enough to put more than one of these babies in your mouth there is a legitimate danger of your breathing being cut off and passing out. I can not stress enough how sticky these candies are.

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