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Skull
Rings
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| .....O.K.,
here is the first review hot off the presses. How many times have
you been out at the bars, or at school, or wherever people meet people
of the opposite sex these days, and wished that you had some way to
break the ice so you could spit some proper game to that fly honey
or buff mack-daddy you spotted across the room. Well, we here at The
Smartest Man on the Web have got a product for you. Skull rings! Throughout
history people have always been enamored with the mystery and intrigue
of skull rings and the people that wear them. Skull rings can give
you special powers, like the ability to make giant green hammers,
or a protective force field around yourself, or even the ability to
fly.......ummmm.......It has come to my attention that I was probably
thinking of that ring that Green Lantern wore. Skull rings don't really
do much for you after all, so take off that eyeliner and trade it
in for some green tights, because you're never going to get laid wearing
those ridiculous skull rings goth boy.
Rating for skull rings:
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