.....This is the section of the site dedicated to making sure you are getting the most out of your time and money. One of our super elite, highly trained, bullshit detecting geniuses will be reviewing all sorts of products, movies, music, and anything else that you could be tricked into wasting time or money on using the ingenious IQ Point Scoring System. We know how disappointed you were when you were 10 years old and all you wanted for Christmas was that kick-ass Cobra Lamprey hydroplane assault vehicle, and then when you actually got it and put it together the piece of shit missile launching device on the front wouldn't open properly, so you pulled it a little bit and something snapped, and then you couldn't close it right so you kicked the shit out of it and ended up getting grounded on Christmas day. Well that's not going to happen this year! The people have spoken and there will be no getting tricked into seeing V.I. Warchowski at the theater this Christmas! When Bon Jovi gets a haircut and claims to have a new modern "rokken" sound, we'll be there. Ummm....anyways we'll have some reviews up soon, and if you have a product that you just have to see us review, let us know about it by e-mailing us here: reviews@smartestmanontheweb.com.