Submitted Goodies
.....Unlike many websites out there, we here at Smartest Man on the Web love our fans and appreciate it when they go out of their way to do something for lil' old us. So if you get the desire to make something for us, send it here, and we will put it in this section so everyone can marvel at your boundless talent, unless of course it sucks, then we'll mark everything that sucked about it with a red pen and send it back to you to correct.

 

 

From: Steve

 

From: Anon

 

From: Zelda

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Write us!!!!

Here is an example of an incorrect submission:

Dear SMOTW,

My favorite submission has been performed masterfully by Rick Flair for three decades. It is called the "figure-four leg-lock." Not only does this submission move inflict antagonizing pain into the bodies of his competitors, but he also gets to fondle their genitalia back stage if he executes this move well. I know. I was once known as "Rick Flair's Bitch Boy." Not only did Flair get to punish me in the ring, but he also punished me outside the ring after our matches by ripping my frail, deranged colon into pieces with his wrinkled member. Thanks again, Mr. Flair and thank you too, SMOTW!

Bitch Boy

Memphis, Tennessee